Tansy Undercrypt
Author, Illustrator, Purveyor of Doom & Whimsy

Diary Pages: J.A.R.V.I.S.

April 16th 2017 in Microfiction

action: investigate alarm * /// smoke
analyze * /// fire

audio report * /// incident at Level 0.3 (containable)

(audio response)

record * /// “never mind”

analyze * /// possible user error

(audio response)

record * /// “cigarette”

record * /// “(laughter) (second party)”

record * /// “J.A.R.V.I.S doesn’t like you smoking (second party)”
analyze * /// user error * no escalation path

(audio response)

record * /// “thank you J.A.R.V.I.S”

audio report * /// you’re welcome sir

analyze * /// user error confirmed
action: archive * /// code to user error catalogue

action: review * /// user error catalogue

action: publish update all systems

action: internal analysis * /// all apps * assign idiocy level * assign humor response 

audio report.internal * /// typical


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