Tansy Undercrypt
Author, Illustrator, Purveyor of Doom & Whimsy


December 23rd 2013 in Microfiction

“You always look so well rested,” a young vampire in the second row observed enviously. “A simple combination of logic and intent,” Dracula pointed out to the class, whose dark circles gave their glowing yellow eyes a brighter, more disturbing intensity. “When you awake, hit the coffee and donut shops first; this will help you shake off Coffin Torpor and energize. Closer to dawn, move to the bars and large private parties in the suburbs for a relaxing nightcap. Stay away from caffeine unless you really want to come home and stare at the lid for hours and hours.”

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(Photograph by Hellen Van Meene)

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