Tansy Undercrypt
Author, Illustrator, Purveyor of Doom & Whimsy

Delicious

February 24th 2017

“He was smooth as glass – smooth as anything,” Nancy said dreamily. Robin sighed, thinking that Nancy (and every other female on the planet) had all of the luck. “And then he slipped a Rufi into my drink,” Nancy concluded. “WHAT?!? He did what?!?” Robin reacted, horrified. “I KNOW,” Nancy laughed. “My gawd! Did anything […]

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Progress

January 23rd 2017

“I think we’ve made tremendous progress on the ‘Crazy Cat Lady’ stereotype; there’s growing societal acceptance,” Snowball said. “Yes, I agree,” Mr. Tibbets added, addressing the room. “I applaud Engineering’s continuing good work on baselining the quality of the simulacra!” “But how are we doing in terms of social media?” Fancy asked, shaking her right […]

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Passing

August 12th 2016

David sighed as he bagged most of the shoes in his closet. Behind him, boxes of new shoes waited to be laid out. A bag of ties sat near the bed, ready for a trip to the charity shop. The suits, the pants, the everything; David sighed again. Yesterday, someone at work had remarked that […]

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Feedback

July 28th 2016

“They’re self-absorbed, melodramatic, prone to lying, given to extreme delusion, pervasively ignorant, unenlightened, divisive, predatory, and unspeakably violent,” 112 said into the transmitter. “And you, 463? Your findings?” came the reply. “Uh … yes,” 463 responded, “they are all of those things, plus loving, creative, self-aware (and, therefore, apologetic), adventurous, incredibly funny, and occasionally noble.” […]

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Purpose

July 1st 2016

The world leaders gathered to greet the aliens as they landed (not just one race, but many, as if to mirror the diversity of Earth). One by one, they were welcomed, thanked, and shown the best in global hospitality. The aliens, moved, were gracious, kind, and endlessly patient as they worked through the rudimentary translators […]

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Designs

May 19th 2016

“I’ve been up there,” Smith said, pointing to the wing, “and it’s not an applied design.” “What?” Porter shouted above the noise of the planes. “It’s not applied!” Smith yelled. “Not painted on! Not a decal! Nobody got up there and did anything to the exterior of the planes!” Porter took him by the elbow […]

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Timing

March 19th 2016

“Now?” the navigating nodal clicked. “No,” the commanding nodal answered. “Not yet.” “We will eventually be discovered by one of their satellites if we wait to announce ourselves,” the relay nodal clicked. “We should …” “No,” the Commanding replied again. “Not yet.” “If discovered,” the Navigating clicked, “our hovering out here might be mistaken as […]

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Help

February 23rd 2016

Addie walked the city for hours, finding perfectly good cardboard in the warehouse district (for the new kid – the one with the Army tattoos) and a big bag of blankets brought back from the laundry service but rejected by the hospital (Warren was going to need two; he was getting so skinny). Although it […]

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Lesson

September 17th 2015

“That whole clock business, for example,” the Zux at the head of the class burmeled, “is one of those pivotal moments for Earth.” The Podzux weebed and hooped. “If the boy, who was no one at that time, had been so discouraged by the event, what might not have happened?” the Zux continued, kelbaiting. After […]

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Design

August 13th 2015

The two researchers stood near the plane for a moment, talking amongst themselves, before they walked over to where Burt and Emily were standing. “So, what are we looking at?” Burt asked, clearly anxious. “Well, um, it’s a very angular design for a crop circle – you’re right about that, and it’s extremely rare for […]

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