Assignments

Assignments

"Cats remain assigned to libraries, any library available to you," Blue said, moving down the list. "You'll be on research for the foreseeable future." They nodded (not really looking like they were paying attention anyway). "Rats," he continued, "same for you and the labs. Trials run, data accumulated, trends predicted. But ... hey, somebody talk to Wizzer; I think he's injecting himself randomly again and we may have to put him in a detox Habitrail if he can't bring it around." "Dogs on mobile crisis," Blue sighed, "and we're adding behavioral health teams, because ... well, I don't have to explain - you're in the lived experience for real these days. Smokey has the squad rosters." They stretched slowly, hanging about a bit before getting started. "Hey, what about Cupcake?" someone in the back called out. "Good question," Blue replied, "with the same answer as last time. Love her to death, but can't really assign her to anything COVID-related. That guinea pig is just ... pure evil." Everybody nodded, content with the plan.

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