Accuracy

"This is truly amazing - beyond anything I expected, of course," the soul said. "Of course," the angel answered. "But ... it's ... it's also so different from what I'd imagined," the soul continued. "Different how?" inquired the angel, intrigued. "Well, it's good - really, really good, but there's like ... not a wing span or harp in sight," the soul explained. "No fluffy clouds, no golden gate, no flaming swords, no ... choirs." "Uh, right," the angel started, understanding. "Who doesn't want Heaven to be some kind of fairy tale place? We worked really hard on some of our marketing campaigns to inspire awe and get people enthusiastic about the transition. Well, some of the flash and drama is dated, but we have generations entrenched in that stuff, so ... it's hard to go back on anything now." "I suppose Death is just a solid dude working a regular 40 hours," the soul reflected, smiling. "Some things were and are 100% accurate," the angel whispered (shaking its head 'no' emphatically and looking over both shoulders). "Death is creepy AF."