Tansy Undercrypt
Author, Illustrator, Purveyor of Doom & Whimsy
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September 1st 2015 in Blather

He watched them, the ice shards in his heart barely rattling anymore. Earth was still there, whispering sweet nothings to the moon, flirting shamelessly with Mars. “Disgusting,” he muttered. At least the rest were too busy doing what they do to care; Venus was all about her prissy little orbit, and the giants were … […]

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Charity

August 31st 2015

“It doesn’t take actual magic to turn a scullery maid into a princess,” the tour guide said as they passed the house. “Here, resting in her mice-infested rooms in the basement, Her Royal Highness was not without friends – those in the village who were both kind and generous.” Pictures happened in a flurry as […]

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Appointment

August 29th 2015

Grant got the appointment for Friday, easily tucking it into the close of the week (no need to explain why you were bugging out a little early). He had received a flyer about a new practice in the neighborhood – a tiny counseling center (no bigger than a cabin) was establishing itself with various specialties […]

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Buddha

August 28th 2015

“The Buddha shaves his head because the beautiful shape of his skull is who he really is,” Ti said quietly. “And he paints on eyebrows because he wants to communicate his feelings without speech; do you see?” Chungya nodded. “And he smiles all of the time, because life is always a joy – even if […]

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Solution

August 27th 2015

“Where are those guys from ‘Supernatural’ when you need them?” Schultz said under his breath. The coroner slid up behind him, watching his minions bag and tag. “Obviously, this is a homicide,” he said. “Mm hmm,” Schultz answered, trying to remember the first episodes in Season One. “Good luck,” said the coroner, moving away with […]

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Serendipity

August 26th 2015

They mocked her, of course; as a fairy, having “The Power of Birds” was about as flashy as being assigned to teeth detail. Lightmary cursed her fate for a good long while until, one day, winging through the desert, she came to rest near a hover of vultures and marveled at her luck. That changed […]

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Miracle

August 25th 2015

“Miracle Henny was born on a full moon Tuesday with no fingers or toes on the left side; said she wore ’em down clawing to get into this life,” Otis said. “It was high summer an’ the heat was beaten’ everybody down, but Miracle Henny had a low body temperature. Folks lined up down the […]

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Words

August 24th 2015

“Dr. Jacobs, this is … the person I told you about,” Dr. Sperl said nervously. The vampire rose from the chair, its pallor keenly disguised by the glow of the hearth and its claws folded elegantly, bowing into the doctor’s fearful, outstretched hand. “We do not … so that you understand … shake hands; we […]

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Line

August 22nd 2015

“So … you been waiting long?” said one soul to another near the back of the line. “Yeah, but it’s okay. I’m not in a rush to get the final decision,” it replied. “Bad, huh? Well, we all make mistakes,” said the first, trying to be kind. “Sure,” said the second, “but I kind of […]

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