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Zn gelfed, looking into the cart; it was half full with Earthlings. "You already have an Earther - several, in fact," Zn lurgled with its stalks. "We've shuzzed about this." Nt fleebed innocently. "But they're so small! They fit in every display!" Eventually, a compromise was reached to get 2 and no more. Zn gelfed again at the checkout; bi-peds were expensive. "You had better remember to feed these, or I will voove you so hard, local gas giants will solidify." Nt's stalks inflated and deflated with great excitement; the humans were a delicate race, but sooooooo cute.

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Anniversary

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