"How'd it go last night?" John asked him. "Nothing interesting to report," Sherman responded. "Transformed. Starting howling. Got really anxious about the neighbors judging me. Worried about waking up naked somewhere and not knowing how to get home. Peed somewhere I shouldn't have and then flipped out because I don't have opposable thumbs during the change, so I couldn't clean it up until morning. Huge shame spiral around the embarrassment and what if people find out and I always do this, so what's wrong with me? Ate all of the meat in the fridge and forgot to close it, so I lost the milk AND the yogurt." "Jesus," John whispered. "Same old, same old," Sherman commented with a shrug, looking for the grocery store checkout line with the fewest weirdos in it.
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