Requisitions

"What are you doing?" the HR Assistant requisition asked. "Manifesting," the Program Manager requisition replied. "I'm putting out the call for the right person." The Facilities Specialist requisition started laughing in the cube next door. "Maybe be more specific next time?" it chuckled. "Consider a "no lunatics" bullet point under Qualifications." "Do NOT do that!" the HR Assistant requisition instructed. "SO not appropriate and SO not legal and ... " "... and still SO so necessary," the Facilities Specialist continued, standing up to peer over the wall (grinning like it was deranged). "Not a bad thing to aim somewhere in the middle of "overqualified" and "loose from the Arkham Asylum" ... you know, for employee retention and all of that crap." "I just want someone with a good heart and lots of empathy and a desire to help people make the world a better place!" the Program Manager requisition sighed; the HRA and the FS reqs both groaned like they were being tortured. "Suit yourself and best of luck in all of your future endeavors," the latter snickered and wandered off down the hallway. "I'm going to mix and bottle dangerous chemicals in the basement. What could go wrong?" Overhearing all of it from its open office door, the Strategic Initiatives Lead requisition made a note in its day planner for the next quarter's offsite ("Are we are or we not going to hell in a hand basket of our own design? Are we weaving one hand basket together - a joint effort, or are we lost in individual and toxic basket making - running out of time to streamline?").