Spring

“It’s Spring and you know what that means,” the pack leader said. “It’s time for your collars to go on and stay on.” Everyone nodded, but Wes had already felt the crawling - had already been scratching for a couple of days. Signing off of the webinar, he grabbed his keys and badge. “Before I schedule a relaxing flea dip,” Wes said to himself, “I think I’ll stand in Chris’ cube and give myself a nice wall rub and shake.” It was hard not to tell the rest of the team (because ... lycanthropy), but he was sure they’d be amused and deeply satisfied anyway.

Pity