Category

"Thank you for your interest in the Clowns of America International (COAI) association," the letter said. "We have received your application, but the information provided is incomplete. At your earliest convenience, please select a category for your main characterization/presentation and its antics as: 1) good (delightful, comedic), or 2) evil (dismal, creepy). There is no weighted preference for acceptance, but it will help us to customize communications." Scathing Prickleberry read the words over and over again (salting his morning beer), sighing deeply; it was time to commit.