Flavors

Flavors

"Your sign says that the specials are Neo-Neopolitan and Spider," Florence said to the young man behind the counter. "I know you're trying to be funny, but I think that could scare little children." "You want a sample?" the ice cream dude replied flatly. "Of spider flavor?" she repeated, incredulous. "Honestly, I don't think that's funny." He moved to the far left case, where 2 mystery flavors were set apart from the others. "We also have snake," he reported in a bored, monotone voice. "I DO NOT THINK ANY OF THIS IS OKAY," Florence huffed, turning abruptly and leaving the line. "Snake, please," hissed the next customer - a smiling little boy with burning coals for eyes. "Coming right up!" the ice cream dude replied, taking the lid off (and making sure to scoop some extra scales).

Reproof

Reproof

Diner

Diner