Boxes

She did not bother reporting the most recent theft, acknowledging that it was time to use her boredom-inspired online shopping superpowers for good. She ordered a triple pack of hemorrhoid cream on Monday, then a toddler's "booger baster" contraption on Tuesday, followed by a cheap t-shirt that proudly proclaimed, "I Am Basic" on early Wednesday morning. "Wear that with pride, you wanker," she whispered to the person who was stalking the Amazon truck into her neighborhood and taking everybody's stuff. She set a "revenge budget" and worked it into her monthly financials before sitting down with a fresh cup of coffee and doing a casual search for "powdered horse wormer".