Narcissism

“I may have asked this before,but …,” he began (and they all looked up), “… am I a narcissist?” They looked at him, at each other, and back at him. “No, dear,” responded one (because it was her turn to manage The Next Thing), “it’s quite the opposite. You’re extremely vulnerable - even needy.” Dracula stared at his wives and they stared back; eventually, he mumbled, “It is what it is” and wandered off.