Meat

"Okay, so cannibalism is not okay," Scott stated suddenly (and that got everyone's attention), "but we are pretty much a walking Costco meat display for any unnatural thing out there. Do you think there's a ranking?" "A ranking?" Christopher asked, eyes narrowed. "Like ... a grading? Grade A beef ... like that?" "Yeah," Scott confirmed. "I mean, do they care about quality at all?" Everyone stared at Scott like it hurt a little bit to do so. "That would really double-check our vanity," Tina eventually said. "I mean - they corner two of you, but they eat the other guy because he's well-marbled." "I'm well-marbled," Larry lamented (feeling a weird mix of pride and discomfort). "It would suck to find out you're a discount meat," Angie whispered. "I don't think anyone wants to be hot dogs or pimento loaf." Scott nodded, sorry but not sorry he had opened this particular can of worms.