Cause

“Cause of death?” the detective asked, ready to make some notes. “SHC with fragmented reflective phosphorescence,” the medical examiner dictated drolly. “What in the heck?” the detective responded, shaking his head. “Spontaneous Human Combustion,” the examiner sighed. “She literally erupted into a shower of sparkles.” They stared at each other, then the examiner shrugged and resumed stocking gloves. In the two-way mirror, the interns watched. “He is so smooth; like, the delivery is flawless,” one whispered (in awe).