Resume

Brent used wallpaper paste to attach the final note to the final horn; that was everybody. "Thank you SO much for your patience and, maybe, your service," he said to the cows (with tremendous affection). Brent checked the UPC code on the note and it did, as expected, go directly to the video where he pitched the idea of bringing an "Earth hand" up to care for the various samples taken. He was none too keen about being locked in a cargo hold with spiders and snakes, but it wouldn't be boring and offered a pretty radical plot twist. Was it weird to make a resume video for aliens to review? Sure. Was it smart to assume he'd be safe once hired? Well, to be fair, safety was an Earther problem, too. In the end, Brent decided that it was the worth the risk. "Go big or stay home," he chuckled, then gasped as he looked down to see the private video had gotten one view.