Equality

"I know," the condo said, "and it ISN'T fair - it isn't okay; a haunt should be a haunt everywhere." "RIGHT?!?" the duplex chimed in, hurt and annoyed. "But ... BUT," the condo continued, "it's a matter of perception and - right or wrong, the haunt is treated as different in the brownstone or the Victorian mansion. For sure, there's a hierarchy, and we're down the list some." "Keep going WAY past the lighthouses, private homes that have hosted murders, tiny homes on cursed land, cabins in the woods," the duplex seethed, "and you'll get to me ... just shy of a spooky shed or gazebo." They commiserated (with every reason to be angry), but the mobile home stayed out of the conversation; it lit a fire in the pit out front (next to the pile of tires) and had a smoke. "Some of us don't even MAKE the list, Cupcake," it said, haunted as hell for the past 20 years with nobody paying no mind.