News

At breakfast, they listened to public radio for news of the world (deeming it important to stay aware and informed). Some of the stories intrigued; some warned; some edified. "2025 has seen a 20% reduction overall in violent crime," the announcer shared, and they gasped (turning to stare, gobsmacked, at each other). "I had no idea," one murmured, shaking their head. "20% less than what? What was it before?" the other marveled. Eventually, they sighed and reached out to hold hands. "I feel like such a failure," one whispered. "We'll strategize and double our efforts," said the other, trying to be grateful for all of the good things in life (not the least of which was avoiding detection).