Krampusnacht

"You're late," the fat man said. "I am not bound by the dictates of time in this world," the other replied, "and all rituals must be completed in order to fulfill the obligations of our partnership." The fat man sighed and nodded. "My apologies. Help me with this?" He turned to let the other set the heavy red cloak upon his back. "Of course," the other obliged, grinning slightly (remembering that the "rituals" in question were 3 Screwdrivers, bathtub karaoke, and shooting cat videos with the currently unoccupied sack). "Shall we?" Krampus whispered with a slight bow.